Chad

Welcome to my ride 👋

Status: …
I’m Chad — Fox Valley driver (Uber & Lyft), USAF veteran, and the guy trying to make your ride comfy, safe, and drama-free.
Free water
Candy (Life Savers / Jolly Ranchers / Dum Dums)
Seasonal treats (e.g., candy canes)
Phone charging (ask)
Music/climate requests welcome
If something’s off during the ride, please tell me in the moment. The apps are notoriously vague afterward.

Amenities

Pro tip: I prefer “please” and “thank you,” but I also accept “I’m exhausted and my brain is offline.”

Boundaries / House Rules

🫱 No touching Please keep hands to yourself. Friendly conversation is great — surprise contact is not.
🪑 Front seat policy Front seat is reserved for XXL riders and the infirmed. (If that’s you, it’s yours.)
🍺 No alcohol No open alcohol in the car.
🥤 No uncapped drinks Coffee is fine if it has a tight lid. No mystery liquids in unmarked containers.
🍔 Food is okay Food is fine — just please dispose of trash properly (or hand it to me at dropoff).
🗣️ Tell me during the ride If something bothers you, please tell me so I can fix it. I can’t correct what I don’t know.
“Mystery drinks” are a hard no — vodka and water look identical, and I’m not playing Guess Who with my livelihood. 🙂

Tip Calculator (optional)

Tips aren’t required — they’re just genuinely appreciated. If you’re unsure what’s reasonable, this gives a quick estimate.
Out of the Fox Valley?
Toggle this if the dropoff is far outside my normal area. It bumps the deadhead factor to a typical range.
Enter fare + miles to see suggestions.
Note: This is an estimate. Promos, wait time, surges, and bonuses can change the real numbers.

Direct Tip Options (Optional)

If you prefer not to tip through the Uber/Lyft app, you can tip directly. Tips are never required — just appreciated.
If you’d rather keep everything inside the app, that’s perfectly fine too.

FAQ (the honest version)

Are you available right now?

Check the status near the top of this page. If it says “AVAILABLE,” you can text me to see if I’m nearby and able to take you. If it says “OFFLINE,” I’m not out driving.

Why do you drive?

Flexibility, meeting interesting people, and working toward goals that don’t fit inside a standard schedule. I also run a computer repair business, so rideshare helps smooth out the highs and lows of self-employment.

Why do you drive at night instead of daytime?

A big reason is personal. My stepbrother died in late 2001 after crashing his truck into a tree while driving drunk. Because of that, I’m genuinely grateful when people choose not to drive impaired and get in my car instead — even if the bar crowd isn’t everyone’s favorite. It means someone made the right call.

How do drivers get paid (Uber/Lyft)?

Riders pay a fare, the platform takes a cut, and the driver receives a portion that varies by trip. This page uses a simple estimate (default 47%) for transparency.

What are your pet peeves?

I’m pretty chill, but after enough miles you collect a few “please don’t do that” moments:

  • 🚗💥 Drunk drivers. (If you’re in my car instead of behind the wheel, you’re already winning.)
  • 🗺️ Backseat driving. My GPS and I are in a committed relationship.
  • ✋ Surprise physical contact. We just met. Let’s keep it that way.
  • 🌑 Driving at night with no headlights on. You are not stealth mode.
  • 🔆 Leaving your brights on. I enjoy seeing the road. Call me old-fashioned.
  • 🍹 “It’s just water.” If it smells like a bar, it’s not hydration.
  • 📲 Requesting rides for someone else without using the Guest feature. I like knowing who I’m actually picking up.
  • 👑 Entitled energy. This is rideshare, not a royal procession.
  • 💬 “I’ll tip you in the app.” (You don’t have to. Just don’t narrate a promise like it’s a sequel.)
  • ⚠️ Trying to game the system with false complaints to avoid paying. That stuff hits real people, not just an app.

In short: be honest, be cool, and we’ll both get where we’re going with our sanity intact.

Tell me a bit about you

I’m Chad — Fox Valley driver (Uber & Lyft), U.S. Air Force veteran (KC-135 crew chief), and a proud dad. I homeschooled my two boys, and I got divorced in 2024 after 16.5 years of marriage. If you want details, ask — I’m not shy — but I keep the page itself fairly lightweight.

About me

I’m Chad — Fox Valley driver (Uber & Lyft), U.S. Air Force veteran (KC-135 crew chief), and I run a small tech business helping people with computer repairs and upgrades.